Evelyn Swan

Retired: Yes — after 2025

Still on sale in August 2025; retired some time after.

Meet Evelyn Swan, the incredibly rare bird who effortlessly transitions from high-fashion runway to advanced mathematics. With a double doctorate in quantum mechanics and medieval embroidery, she is equally at home sketching string theory backstage as she is striking a pose in haute couture. Regal in profile and ruthlessly efficient at Sudoku, Evelyn finds equal joy in photo shoots and physics lectures, though her friends Dorit Duckling and Fou Fou Peacock definitely lean toward the latter. She insists that the secret to success lies in good posture, complex carbohydrates, and a low tolerance for fools—and she is almost always right.